“Three Vampires at the Bar” Three vampires walk up to a bar, The first vampire orders a cup of hot blood, the bartender gets it The second vampire orders a cup of cold blood , the bartender gets it The third vampire says “just give me a cup of hot water” The bartender looks at him and says what’s up with that order? You’re a vampire! The third vampire pulls out a used kotex and says “Oh I’m only having tea this evening!”
The Animal Football Game There was a football game between the little animals and the big animals. The little animals had the mouse, raccoon, squirrel, rabbit, skunk, etc The big animals had the rhino, the elephant, bear, giraffe, etc The rhino ran the opening kickoff for a touchdown and the big animals took a large lead The second half kickoff was taken by the little animals and all you could see was the ball moving, there was something under it running, and juking, and dodging out the big animals Finally, into the endzone where all the little animals celebrate Under the football they see a thousand legger, and they congratulate him on his great run They said “boy we could have used you in the first half, where were you?” The thousand legger replied “oh I was putting on my spikes!”
“Three Vampires at the Bar”
ReplyDeleteThree vampires walk up to a bar,
The first vampire orders a cup of hot blood, the bartender gets it
The second vampire orders a cup of cold blood , the bartender gets it
The third vampire says “just give me a cup of hot water”
The bartender looks at him and says what’s up with that order? You’re a vampire!
The third vampire pulls out a used kotex and says “Oh I’m only having tea this evening!”
The Animal Football Game
ReplyDeleteThere was a football game between the little animals and the big animals.
The little animals had the mouse, raccoon, squirrel, rabbit, skunk, etc
The big animals had the rhino, the elephant, bear, giraffe, etc
The rhino ran the opening kickoff for a touchdown and the big animals took a large lead
The second half kickoff was taken by the little animals and all you could see was the ball moving, there was something under it running, and juking, and dodging out the big animals
Finally, into the endzone where all the little animals celebrate
Under the football they see a thousand legger, and they congratulate him on his great run
They said “boy we could have used you in the first half, where were you?”
The thousand legger replied “oh I was putting on my spikes!”
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