Friday, July 9, 2010
JoeWaWa's Joke-Book
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The Fish Joke
I was driving in downtown Ventnor New Jersey in my barracuda
I drove down to the shell station on Ventnor Ave, The guy said “I blew a seal”
I told him to forget my sex life, just fix the car! I picked up a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich at my local WaWa, I told them to hold the mako
Then I went to the “Sailfish” bar in Margate, it was a real dive
But I knew the bartender Gill, he used to play for the dolphins
I yelled Gill give me the usual, a rusty snail, hold the grunions, I had to yell, he was hard of herring
I tipped him a “fin” on porpoise, just for the halibut
I was feeling good so I left a sand dollar for Jerry’s squids
The place was packed like a can of sardines, there were screaming “groupers”
I especially enjoyed the “bass” player, he was playing a hot tuna, “salmon chanted evening”
I looked over and spotted a cute yellowfin, I said “wow a piece of piches”
I asked her for her sign, she said aquarium, I told her let’s get quaint
I invited her up to my place, I told her it would only take a couple of minnows
She gave me that same old line, she had a haddock who worked on the boardwalk
He was full of muscles, he was steamed, you could see the anchor in his eye
He said “look you shrimp, you don’t come trolling around here!”
I said ahh your being “shellfish” Gill sensed trouble so he called the Atlantic City cods
He hit me with a sucker punch, I hit him with a right hook
He eeled over, what a fluke! I told Gill you don’t need the cods, call a sturgeon!
She was finally coming out of her shell, she asked me my name
I said “JoeWaWa” and I took her to dinner, I wined and dined her!
We had a whale of a time, I bought her a bouquet of flounders
For all my efforts I caught a case of the clams, I called the Local 54 free clinic and said “Hurry this is urchin!”
The Fish Joke
I was driving in downtown Ventnor New Jersey in my barracuda
I drove down to the shell station on Ventnor Ave, The guy said “I blew a seal”
I told him to forget my sex life, just fix the car! I picked up a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich at my local WaWa, I told them to hold the mako
Then I went to the “Sailfish” bar in Margate, it was a real dive
But I knew the bartender Gill, he used to play for the dolphins
I yelled Gill give me the usual, a rusty snail, hold the grunions, I had to yell, he was hard of herring
I tipped him a “fin” on porpoise, just for the halibut
I was feeling good so I left a sand dollar for Jerry’s squids
The place was packed like a can of sardines, there were screaming “groupers”
I especially enjoyed the “bass” player, he was playing a hot tuna, “salmon chanted evening”
I looked over and spotted a cute yellowfin, I said “wow a piece of piches”
I asked her for her sign, she said aquarium, I told her let’s get quaint
I invited her up to my place, I told her it would only take a couple of minnows
She gave me that same old line, she had a haddock who worked on the boardwalk
He was full of muscles, he was steamed, you could see the anchor in his eye
He said “look you shrimp, you don’t come trolling around here!”
I said ahh your being “shellfish” Gill sensed trouble so he called the Atlantic City cods
He hit me with a sucker punch, I hit him with a right hook
He eeled over, what a fluke! I told Gill you don’t need the cods, call a sturgeon!
She was finally coming out of her shell, she asked me my name
I said “JoeWaWa” and I took her to dinner, I wined and dined her!
We had a whale of a time, I bought her a bouquet of flounders
For all my efforts I caught a case of the clams, I called the Local 54 free clinic and said “Hurry this is urchin!”
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